Showing posts with label WeirdNurseAds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WeirdNurseAds. Show all posts

Monday, September 27, 2010

Weird Nurse Ads

I can't believe this advertisement for an RN to work in a Cosmetic Surgery Clinic.

Take a look at this ad posting - I have added the link below the photo  - as it appears, no disrespect intended :



Cosmetic Surgery Nurse Required

Cosmetic Surgery Nurse required for Dublin.
A Cosmetic Surgery Clinic in Dublin City Centre is seeking a Cosmetic Surgery Nurse to join it’s team.
This is a fantastic opportunity and is a permanent Nurse job.
Requirements:
Must be an RGN with 2 years experience (minimum) with experience in phlebotomy
Experience in the cosmetic industry required
Must exhibit excellent communication skills
Must be available for city centre location
Commercial or Sales experience a strong advantage

Good computer skills
Attention to detail
Must be reliable and driven
Strong patient focus with an interest in the cosmetic industry.


I am not sure that THAT ad would really make me want to work at that particular clinic (or be a patient for that matter!). And, definitely, I can see why the nurse would have to have good sales experience if that is the photo they have on display as an example of their work.  You would also need attention to detail as listed - because the docs certainly don't seem to have any - if you go by the example above.  The clinic is in Dublin, Ireland.

Speaking of Dublin and Michael Jackson.....

 When I was  about to move back up to Canada (early 1990s) I remember visiting a little hole-in-the-wall second hand store in a shopping plaza in Dublin, California.   It had a mish-mash of various items for sale including antiques,  and one group of items caught my eye.

It was a small portion of the estate of Sammy Davis Jr.   Memorabilia framed and otherwise, little knick-knacks that used to belong to that late great singer, given to him by other stars.   I checked it all out and some of it was pretty interesting.  The store had the small block of goods for sale: all for $5,000.   The most interesting item?  A Michael Jackson sparkly glove with a signed "Thank-you" from Michael Jackson - framed in a shadow box.

I did contemplate on purchasing the lot at that time.  I thought that was a pretty cheap price for all of the framed signed photos from various artists of the time plus other items of interest. 

I bought a 1981 Mercedes convertible instead.

Looking back, the return for money spent would have been better had I spent the $5K on the memorabilia, looking at what Michael Jackson's one glove went for recently.  $190K!  and another one - the original moon walk glove - for $350K!


By the way, I bought my husband a 1983 Mercedes convertible for his birthday this year.  Price?
$5K.

Hindsight is 100%



Found After writing this note:

Interestingly enough, I found this article online in regards to Sammy Davis Jr's estate which was seized in 1992 by the IRS.  It was in the East Bay area, so it makes sense that the glove and some of the other memorabilia would be found in a store in Dublin CA which is in East Bay - round about the same time....circa 1993.  This glove was offered and sold on Ebay for $388K.... Here is the link. I don't believe it is the exact same glove because the one I saw was in a shadow box type frame.  Because there were a lot of framed signed photos of Sammy Davis Jr with other stars with documentation, I believe it was authentic...since this was something that apparently he did - hanging framed photos of himself and friends around him in his dressing room.
On the other hand, there are lots of fakes out there. And a lot of real ones. If nothing else, it makes for a good story! :)

Excerpt of Caption on the Glove when Posted on Ebay (in case the above link is broken):
"This white glove with crystals formerly belonging to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee came from the Bonnie Doone Estate in Palomares Canyon, California, in the San Francisco Bay area. There are traces of pancake make-up in the glove. The crystals are faceted like diamonds. The Victorian farm house built in 1870 is pictured below and was in my family for years. When I sold it in 1995, I took the glove with me to Challis, Idaho.
We purchased this glove from the estate of Grammy and Emmy award winning performer Sammy Davis, Jr. at an IRS seizure auction in 1992. The Glove was in one of Sammy’s Louis Vuitton trunks which we purchased at the auction. The article from the Contra Costa Times discusses these trunks and the broad spectrum of items enclosed within. Michael personally presented one of his trademark gloves to Sammy on stage at a tribute to Sammy Davis, Jr. We believe this occurred in the early eighties. If anyone has more information, we would appreciate it. The photograph, which was also from the estate, goes with the glove. Sammy always decorated his dressing rooms with photos of family and friends, many of which he took himself.
We will be selling many personal Sammy Davis, Jr. items on eBay over the next few months. Included in his estate were platinum and gold records, crystal trophies, awards, plaques, personal photos, and stage costumes. There will be enough to put together a museum.
Look at the other auctions for antique, vintage treasures from the estate. I will be selling more every month, such as oil paintings by California and European artists, original works by Pablo Picasso with provenance, cast iron and copper kitchen accessories, molds, weathervane, whirlygig, folk art, and much, much more. Unfortunately, the vintage Rolls Royce limousine in the photo has already been sold. "



By the way. I am STILL accepting  names for the FREE BOOK.  Let me know if you would like this book to give to someone!!!  (yes I can have it sent to you  so you can gift it to whomever you wish!)
Last chance is September 30.  Just click on the book in the RIGHT COLUMN. YOU HAVE 4 DAYS LEFT!!!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

KNOW WHEN YOUR HEART ATTACKS!

OK.   Read this older post of mine if you want to know when YOUR heart attacks!!!

I have added to the post due to the fact that googling has unearthed even more insane stuff.

OMG!

What they won't sell to the general public.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

DEPARTMENT STORE NURSE : part 2

OH! and one other tidbit. Found this recent ad for a "Department Store Nurse" in Davao City in the Philippines. I am wondering - how much do they pay an RN over there?
Here is the ad:

Company Nurse
at Victoria Department Store in Davao City (posted on 08-19-2010)
Filed under Healthcare & Nursing
•Female, Single, not more than 28 years old
•Graduate of BS nursing, NLE passer
•Related experience is an advantage
*Can work under pressure


(obviously, this is not a job offering in Canada where you can't discriminate by age, sex or marital status. And...wtflip is the "can work under pressure"thing??? From my experience, Store Nursing is on the stress level of a Walmart greeter......yes, I actually admit that. That is why it was so much fun...because it wasn't stressful in the least - and I got paid for it!  Closest I have ever come to getting paid for doing nothing - so to speak.  At least - that's what it felt like. I wonder what goes on in Filipino Malls that it would be so stressful???)

AND: here is a partial article from the American Journal of Nursing 1941 - a peek into the life of a Department Store Nurse in New York - "From Teakettle to Busy Medical Department". Really. I suppose Cherry Ames book Department Store Nurse's description is pretty well on the money after all. Both were written in the same year. =^@
And here I thought it was all bogus.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Home EKG Monitor? YIKES.

From Hammacher Schlemmer* Catalogue:

Cleared by the FDA, this is the handheld cordless device that lets you monitor your heart's rhythm without requiring a trip to the doctor's office.  The monitor uses four integrated sensors--not uncomfortable electrode cables--that provide an instantaneous EKG reading simply by holding the unit in one hand and pressing it against the palm of your other hand. It displays an accurate EKG and heart rate on its 1 3/4" x 2 3/4" monochrome screen, along with an easy-to-interpret emoticon that indicates a normal or irregular heartbeat. The lightweight, portable unit can monitor multiple users and its internal memory stores up to 200 30-second data records. Data may be uploaded to a PC using the USB cable provided, and the included software for Windows 7 and Vista maintains a record of your heart's health over time. Two AAA batteries (included) provide up to 400 readings. Includes storage pouch. 5 1/2" L x 3 1/2" W x 3/4" H (4 oz.)
Item 78657 $199.95

Does anyone else see how many levels of wrong this is? I talk to people every day panicked because they are having trouble with the thermometers and BP machines they are using - never mind adding an EKG monitor, which, last I checked - is difficult for an untrained RN to read, never mind your average JQPublic. I can only imagine the level of hysteria a home EKG machine will beget.

Does it come with instructions how to differentiate between artifact and a real problem?   The EMS is going to love those calls for misinterpreted MI's. 

Don't get me wrong - I am all for a patient taking charge of their health and finding out as much as they can about what is going on with their bodies and all.....but an EKG as a tool for the layman to judge whether to delay care or not is sketchy at best - never mind potentially dangerous.

And what is with the emoticons? So now the smiley/frowny faces of the pain scale is moving to the EKG machine?

Hopefully there won't be a market for these for the general public.

Here is another one:
At least this one comes with a warning that states: " The unit is not the monitor used in clinical institution or hospital, but is used for spot-check purpose ONLY.  The measurement results are useful for doctor, but do not make direct diagnostic or analytical decision based on the information by this unit."

Then it goes on to provide a little chart:

...........and gives examples of circumstances that might make your heart behave differently ..........but then goes on to say:
"Suggestion: If it belongs to a pathology condition, please go to hospital"
Hopefully the average layperson using this will be able to tell the difference.  ( frowny-face emoticon placed here)

Ok.....upon reading the PDF instruction manual, the grammatical construction  is such that it is sometimes difficult to figure out the what is being said.

Hopefully the construction of the machine is not done in the same haphazard way.















*Hammacher Schlemmer has since stopped selling these.